- David: _____'s grandpa died. He was a hella nice guy.
- Me: Now he's a hella dead guy.
I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be. Twenty-two. Journalism graduate turned teacher. Making it happen.
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"I was walking along the beach the other day and suddenly I noticed everyone was naked. It was a nude beach!"
— my mom, on the phone today
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(via Shit My Dog Eats)
I started a new blog to document all the things my dog destroys.
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Okay, so we were looking at our cheek cells in bio lab today
and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”.
Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.
Guess what it was.
Just guess.
I’ll give you a hint.
It was sperm.
reblogging for the cat’s expression.
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Most thought out tactic in film history.
Han Solo gets shit done.
Absolutely genius.
It makes you wonder what all the smart stormtroopers were doing during the rebellion.
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i just emailed my ict teacher with what i thought was my homework but instead i sent
ok i cant stop laughing omfg
I’M SCREAMING
oh
my
god
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