I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be. Twenty-two. Journalism graduate turned teacher. Making it happen.
BAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAA I CAN’T
OH MY GOD THIS IS PRECIOUS
if this doesn’t convince you to watch parks and rec i’m not sure what would
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Josh Greenstein. Staunch opponent of equality.
And staunch jackass.
<3
I’m dying. XD
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I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.
He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”
And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’
no mom
mom no
NO
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Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
seriously considering have sex right now just so I can say this.
omg. dying.
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brb, dying.
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hey so, my mom and i like to take pictures and creepy asian men like to creep in the background. COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING. hence our faces in the picture. (:
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