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I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be. Twenty-two. Journalism graduate turned teacher. Making it happen.
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“A couple is astonished when their seemingly normal newborn son develops a functional pair of wings and begins to flit around the house.”
What.
True xD
"I know of a divorce where a husband was directed by the judge to sell the assets and give half of the proceeds to his ex-wife. In compliance, he sold his car worth over $10,000 for $50 and give $25 to the wife. When the wife protested, the court clerk checked on the situation and discovered that the husband was preceding in the same manner systematically through all of the assets."
— An example of the Lose/Lose Paradigm of Human Interaction via The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People. (via superkami)
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Facebook Thread Of The Year of the Day: A girl gets a tattoo of her boyfriend’s face on her arm. He calls her “branded cattle” and breaks up with her.
Yeah, you’re going to want to read the whole thing.
[@doraexploring.]
This is absolutely brilliant.
Jesus…
There’s no way this is real. It can’t be. It’s way too ridiculous.
omg dying.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzuvqcdrDJ1qzpwi0o1_1280.jpg)
Facebook Thread Of The Year of the Day: A girl gets a tattoo of her boyfriend’s face on her arm. He calls her “branded cattle” and breaks up with her.
Yeah, you’re going to want to read the whole thing.
This is absolutely brilliant.
Jesus…
There’s no way this is real. It can’t be. It’s way too ridiculous.
omg dying.
I said to my girlfriend, “I bet you can’t piss me off and make me happy at the same time…”
She replied, “Your cock’s bigger than your brother’s.”
(Source: most-awkward-moments)
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